ALL HAIL Mistress Corndog!!!! Hail, damn you, hail...



Well, last night's chat in the Lost Diner was funfunFUN... *grin*

The cast of regular maddos (and a few new faces!) had me cracking up so hard, oh my. I wanna send a thanks & hugsies out to Lobo, leadbox, Mage, MisterBonestripper, one19, RaysieDaisy, Baldur, Slim Jim, direwraithe, fenrir1981, dlifesjrny, alphamom, stealinsugars, psychonj, Douglas, and madrabbit for coming out and staying out with us in the Diner chatroom for last night's chat!

OK usually I toss out a list of topics that we discussed in the chat during the post-chat wrap-up. But this time, I decided... hmmm... something a lil' different- actual transcripts of the zaniness!! LOL... So's you all can see how silly it gets in there... here are a few bits about zombie sitcoms, zombies in the Diner, and, ummm... 'Mistress Corndog'. Enjoy:

*here the topic of ideas for zombie sitcoms somehow veers into a discussion on tentacle porn*

[Shady] 8:26 pm: The Braineaty Bunch...
[MisterBonestripper] 8:27 pm: I was just working on the Brady's....good one.
[Shady] 8:27 pm: lol
[SlimJimDavis] 8:27 pm: Braineaty Bunch? Like, a grid of 9 zombies staring zombie-like into space as the brady theme plays?
[Shady] 8:27 pm: YES!! exactly
[MisterBonestripper] 8:28 pm: Remember that time when Bobby came home sad because he lost the Little League game due to embarassing leg necrosis? Ahh, heartwarming...
[Shady] 8:28 pm: lmao
[SlimJimDavis] 8:28 pm: Or when Marsha gets hit in the nose, it falls off?
[Shady] 8:28 pm: ahahhaaaaaaaaa
[MisterBonestripper] 8:31 pm: SlimJimDavis, when you brought up the grid of 9 zombies, I had this bad zombie "Hollywood Squares" image in my head.
[magestorm] 8:31 pm: I wanna go out to dinner at Zombleby's
[Shady] 8:31 pm: Rottywood Squares!
[Shady] 8:31 pm: lmao... ahaha
[MisterBonestripper] 8:31 pm: "Um, yes, I'll take the remains of Jane Mansfield for the block, please."
[Shady] 8:32 pm: lol
[SlimJimDavis] 8:32 pm: For the block...9 out of 10 women say that when it comes to cleaning house, their husbands do a better job of this, than any other chore? What do they do a better job of?
[SlimJimDavis] 8:32 pm: aaaaughhhhauugh
[MisterBonestripper] 8:32 pm: "I disagree, Bob."
[SlimJimDavis] 8:33 pm: How do you spell zombie groaning sounds anyway?
[Shady] 8:33 pm: lolsssss
[MisterBonestripper] 8:33 pm: Uuuuhhhhhhgggggrrrrgllerrrrr..
[Shady] 8:33 pm: lol
[SlimJimDavis] 8:33 pm: You disagree? You're right, the correct answer is vacuuming
[magestorm] 8:33 pm: And what about zombie porn?
[MisterBonestripper] 8:34 pm: Zombie porn has been done. Have you seen "The Repenetrator?"
[SlimJimDavis] 8:34 pm: I wasn't going to say that, but that's what I thought
[magestorm] 8:34 pm: I haven't seen it
[MisterBonestripper] 8:34 pm: And of course, there's the "Girls With Corpses" website.
[magestorm] 8:34 pm: Heard about it, but haven't seen it
[Lobo] 8:35 pm: Porn is like Star Trek or the Simpsons, if you can think of it, it's been done.
[Shady] 8:35 pm: lol Lobo
[magestorm] 8:35 pm: Hey. I do have all the Star Trek originals, Next Gens, and Voyagers :P
[SlimJimDavis] 8:35 pm: Spock, Marge, Moe...
[MisterBonestripper] 8:35 pm: Yes, but the market is still painfully shy of live-action tentacle hentai, dammit.
[SlimJimDavis] 8:36 pm: has that been done?
[Lobo] 8:36 pm: Damn them and their tentacle oppresion...
[MisterBonestripper] 8:36 pm: Amen.
[Shady] 8:36 pm: lol
[MisterBonestripper] 8:36 pm: My tentacle will not be repressed!
[MisterBonestripper] 8:36 pm: Ummm, wait....
[Shady] 8:36 pm: ahahhaaaaa
[Lobo] 8:36 pm: Hahahaha
[SlimJimDavis] 8:36 pm: If I were ever to start a hardcore band, I would call it Tentacle Oppression
[Lobo] 8:37 pm: Awesome...
[magestorm] 8:37 pm: Hey! Something Positive and College Roomates From Hell both have done hentai live action tentacle porn
[MisterBonestripper] 8:37 pm: Beats my last band name: Sucking Chest Wound.
[magestorm] 8:38 pm: And Something Positive did Gay tentacle porn
[Lobo] 8:39 pm: Not sure I'd refer to them as something positive.
[MisterBonestripper] 8:39 pm: Tentacle porn is definately positive.

*here, an attempt is made to cheer me up with a zombie story, heh*

[magestorm] 8:50 pm: Shady, would a story help you feel a bit better?
[SlimJimDavis] 8:50 pm: <---sits idle and chimes in with an occasional smart ass remark
[Shady] 8:50 pm: lol
[Shady] 8:50 pm: i can totally picture this.....
MisterBonestripper plays Statler to SlimJim's Waldorf.
[direwraithe] 8:51 pm: His zombie stories rock... I can only imagine the ghost versions..
[magestorm] 8:51 pm: I can try fighting the block, and hack out a story
[Shady] 8:51 pm: i wanna star in a zombie story...... ok GO!!!!
[MisterBonestripper] 8:52 pm: *voice over* We have secretly switched all the sugar and sugar substitues in the Diner with T-Virus powdered concentrate. Let's see if they notice the difference...
[direwraithe] 8:52 pm: Shady seduces the zombies into servitude and becomes Living Dead Girl!
[Shady] 8:53 pm: lmao
[SlimJimDavis] 8:53 pm: This coffee tastes different, do you notice anyth....cough gurgle
[MisterBonestripper] 8:54 pm: Excuse me, waitress? Could I get a refil of coffee and som.......mmmooorrrree.....brrrrraiiiiinnnnnssssss........
[direwraithe] 8:55 pm: Think Subway.... ZOMBIES!.... Eat Flesh!
MisterBonestripper 's lower jaw falls off at this point, making his gnawing at the key lime cerebellum both disturbing and amusing.
[Shady] 8:55 pm: screams, looks around for headsmashing device
[SlimJimDavis] 8:55 pm: Nah it would be more like. "How are y'all doin'? Can I get you anything else?" "Braiiiiinssss"
[MisterBonestripper] 8:56 pm: "Send more waitresses."
[direwraithe] 8:56 pm: LOL
[SlimJimDavis] 8:56 pm: haha
[Shady] 8:56 pm: ahahaaaaaaaaa
[direwraithe] 8:56 pm: Good one

*and here, after a smoke break, we somehow go off on... ummm S&M corndogs??*

[direwraithe] 9:22 pm: Back.... ah... nicotine.. my smoky mistress!
[leadbox] 9:22 pm: corndogs are my mistress
[leadbox] 9:22 pm: er, mister?
[magestorm] 9:23 pm: ...the masculine of Mistress is Master
[SlimJimDavis] 9:23 pm: corndogs are good, however, I've never said "Yes, Mistresss" just before dipping one into ketchup
[Lobo] 9:23 pm: Mistress Corndog...
[direwraithe] 9:24 pm: Best porn name ever!
[leadbox] 9:24 pm: hmm...i havent spoken to my corndogs either. I hope they wouldnt talk back?
[SlimJimDavis] 9:24 pm: yeah, but in that section of the video store I don't go into...


Soooo... yeah, that's the kind of stuff that goes on in our regular Thursday night chats. Now you know, lol. Come and join us next Thursday... *wink*

...and now, a totally random icon: