So, Ho Day on 360 is over (it's every Wednesday btw)... well.. it's not over for another 2 hours here, but I didn't wanna be the Last Ho Standin', again. Then I just look like a HO... heh.

It was another day of ho-in' good fun & silliness. This week I was a HOrror Ho, since Casper ran off with Samara after he Ghost-Ho-ed me out. Pffft! Luckily this guy named Jason was there to pick up the pieces (the dismembered, body pieces, that is... mwa ha!)



So, I didn't get as many views as last time... started out at 18,108 and finished at 18,678. I think I actually frightened people off with my HOrrorific persona... *giggles madly*

I did lose one person offa my 360 friends list (dunno who??)... but gained another. So I broke even there, haha. And I totally dug my funny Ho-esque avatar this time. She was all sexAY right out of a coffin! I'm a freakkkk.

Anyway see my Ho Day post, if you haven't already (and don't miss the HOrrific HOrror movie titles in the comments, hee hee!)...

I am back to regular (unleaded?) Shady on 360 again. But I am keeping the scary knife userpic- I just like it, it's so... so... psycho... *bats eyelashes*

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So, it's 'Ho Day' over on 360 (see my page here, complete with Ho-some userpics) Everyone is all ho-ed out over there! I thought I'd share a little of the madness with you all...



How did I become the Ghost Ho you ask?? Well, it all started off during this photoshoot I did for 'Barely Dead' magazine... the model was so sexy, so forward, so... so.... friendly...



As a photographer I try to maintain an air or professionalism during my shoots. But this ghosty talked me into doing the shoot in my under-things. And before long, he was getting.. well, under... things...

One thing led to another...



...and soon my professionalism flew out the window like a spirit in the night. I told you he was FRIENDLY!!!

And thus, I became known as the Ghost Ho.
The End!

Enjoy my Ho-esque 360 userpics while they're up (am I a real HO for using actual pics of myself on Ho Day?? Ooops. Oh and even my Yahoo avatar got ho-ed out today... ho, ho, ho-ray!)

NOTE: No ghosts were harmed during the making of this post. The photos of me are real. The ghost is not. Viva La Photoshop!!

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Made In The Shade
by/starring Shady Mazterbaetti

There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but Saran wrap when suddenly the doorbell rings. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, awed by the size of the asses that confront you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.

You pass out more popsicles. The air is thick with the smell of someone's cheap perfume as 13 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter sucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people sucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They give you a chalkboard so you can keep score next time and you turn them over to the Jehovah's Witnesses as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

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As seen on Pickle's 360 blog... naughty, naughty Pickles!!! I just could not resist this one... haaaaadto do it. Had to. Tee hee.

Ok, now your turn- use Plot-O-Matic (look for the porn-o-matic link on the sidebar of the plot-o-matic site) & Romance Novel Cover Generator. Let me know if you've made one, you bad bad naughty people...

*spank!!* (oh you like that, don't you???) *spank, spank!!*

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Shady & The Tramp

an original romance horror novel concept

by Shady

A Romance Horror Zomedy: An antisocial loner (Shady) teams up with a well-built female cyborg (The Technologically Randy Armored Mechanical Prostitute- aka T.R.A.M.P.) to save the earth from zombie-aliens. In the process they storm the zombie nest- a haunted house- and have mad passionate sex with a ghost, live on webcam. By the end of the novel they blow up 666 undead ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.

Think sex lies and videotape meets Shaun Of The Dead.
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Hee hee. That was my creation for Pickle's Romance Novel Cheese Challenge on 360 (made using the Plot-O-Matic, albeit a bit tweaked by me, & the Romance Novel Cover Generator)... a much-needed bit of comic relief and fun- thanks, Pickles!! *goofy smile*

In other news... as you all might guess, I am still a bit lost in TurmoilLand. Yes, the title of this post has a double-meaning. I saw a teeny spider in the bathtub today and was like... 'I know just how you feel, spidey'... trying to scrabble up the slick, slippery slopes and hoping nobody turns the water on. Despite the bravado and hope I poured into my last post... my insides are still topsy-turvey. I am, minute-to-minute, a fierce warrior woman... a scared little lamb... an ancient old woman... a flash in the pan... a precious gift... a tightly-closed clam... and starting to sound too damned much like a Dr. Suess ham.

And I absolutely cannot get that Pat Benatar song- 'Invincible'- out of my head... *sings* 'We can’t afford to be innocent... Stand up and face the enemy... It’s a do or die situation... We will be invinciiiiiible'...

I am hanging on and hanging in. I know I've said it before, but the in-F'ing-credible amount of support, comments, and messages I have been (and still am) receiving from my LJ Family are just wonderful. You people rock. I never, ever imagined that I had such support & love, and I thank you all for showing me differently. You are a bunch of amazing human beings.

And a special thanks to DEB on 360, who posted the most beautiful entry dedicated to me, and to all those who have left such lovely comments to me there...

*group hugs to you all*

(whoops I almost typo-ed 'grope hugs to you all'... erm, heh, calling Dr. Freud... come in, Freud...! *slaps forehead*)

I am still in California, but as I mentioned before- in a safe place, and taking care of myself. The weather here has finally warmed, flower blooms are peeking out colorfully all over the place, and I can hear the birdsong outside as I type this. It does my heart good. I will most likely be leaving for home at the end of this week, because my dear beloved Gramma Jo wants to fly out and meet me in Phoenix (pretty much the halfway point of my drive home, and my aunt lives there) so that she can accompany me back on the last part of my journey. This rocks- as I adore my lively, red-headed G Jo, she's one of my bestest friends, the most un-Grandma-like Gramma, and a ton of fun to be with. It will be a nice way to arrive home... I'm calling it our 'Gramma & Louise' (without the convertible) I will definitely keep you all updated.

Next, stay tuned for my entry in another 360 challenge- Scott's Road Trip Challenge- where I will share with you all the tale of how I had a Dorothy Gale moment as I almost got sucked up by a Tennessee tornado. Heh. I know I'm a little behind on these challenges... recent circumstances and all... anyway, this one is right up my (dark & deserted!) alley... (and these 360 challenges are really helping me to have a little fun right now... *smile*)

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