(Oh yes that is me in a real straitjacket- no PS shenanigans required this time. Heh)

I am a muy mucho head-case right now. I have been so freakin' lost/confused/harried lately (consumed with working on deadline, far away from home, missing loved ones, having really messed up sleep patterns, eating issues, and so on, and so on, and so forth...)

I don't know if I am coming or going, I barely recognize myself these days, I'm losing that sense of 'self'... I feel like I need to get to a shrink, pronto. Oi.
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go... I wanna be sedated... La la la la...

*slaps forehead*

But alas, I am too cheap (read: BROKE) to pay for analysis. So will you guys help me out??

Ok, please visit this page here real quick. That's my interactive 'Johari Window' (a model for mapping personality awareness). All you have to do is pick 5-6 words from the bunch that, in your opinion, describe me....

Yeah yeah I know this isn't serious 'therapy'... just a little harmless introspection fun. And I'm really interested in what you guys think, and how you'll answer... *wiggles eyebrows*

(Also, you can make your own Johari Window from that link. If you do, comment here with the link and I will participate in yours, too)

Theeees couldt be veddy, veddy innnteresting...

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Ok guys. This is pretty ding-danged hilarious way to vent some angst. Ready?

First, go to NetDisaster.com...

Then, choose the page of whatever is annoying you (... website... person's profile... photo of politician/celebrity/whoever... etc) and enter it's URL into the Target box...

Next, choose your favorite disaster of choice (such as scribbling baby... nukes... chainsaw... meteors... dog poop... acid pee... spilled coffee... mold... and a whole slew of others...) from the Disaster box and go, baby, go!!

This will wreak a hilarious variety of disaster onto the page of your choosing (it doesn't affect the actual page itself, so don't worry, you're not going to actually destruct anything!)

Feel the power of destruction at your very fingertips!! Revel in your newfound eveeeel net-wrecking powers!! Exercise your angst on the webpage of your choosing!!

And, feel free to throw in a mad evil laugh if you feel like it (mwa ha haa!)

Enjoy! *bats eyelashes*

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.....and, there's a kind of naughtier one..... on to the previous post...... *lascivious grin*.....

....ahhhh, and now for the sexier version oooh-la-la.....

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OMG- the good ol' Subservient Chicken is still around!!! Yay, yayayayayyyy!!!

I love the SC. He's my chicken bitch, night or day. Ohhhh the things I have made this poor chicken do. He will do nearly any damn thing you can think of! But don't feel sorry for him. He's a giant chicken, in a garter belt, in front of a webcam. He's asking for it.

Check out the Chicken. And then come back here and comment- tell me what you made the Chicken do! I wanna know I wanna know!!! LOL.....

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Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

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I realize that some of you all are already mapped out on this, but I have made quite a few new LJ friends since I last put this up (and, some of you have moved!!) So, here we go again... *wink*

Add yourself if you wanna:

I'm trying to get all my Livejournal friends' locations plotted on a map - please add your location starting with this form. Username: (Then get your friends to!)

And also, here is my contributuion to the holiday vibe, despite my Grinchy Xmas-hatin' nature..... randomly-changing (mostly smartass) Xmas icons for your amusement! Heh. Enjoy, guys.......

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Bah humbug. Still, I like silly memes, what can I say? Yeap- I do realize this is a wee bit early. But it did semi-amuse me... (ohh, the visuals... *giggle*)...

My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 markusmiserys a-ranting.
11 esoteras a-spitting.
10 sextanikas a-grinning.
9 anodyne19148s a-waving.
8 dragonvpms a-breakdancing.
7 bound_gaggeds a-yodeling.
6 moggss a-squeezing.
5 red raysiedaisys.
4 clucking senor_stinkys.
3 French batchixs.
2 giggling pfjunkies.
And a smokyscott in a blueberry tree.
Get gifts! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

...the question is, what was I off doing during all of this...? *wonders*....

ALSO..... a humongous *hughughug-kiss* to my friend </a></b></a>sextanika and congratulations on the adorable new addition to her family... what an cute wee lil' babygirl! I am ao proud of you, Mama... *grin... sings chorus of Queen's 'We Are The Champions' to you... hugs again*

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What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front. Shy and private, you yearn for security. You take relationships slowly. You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

(...and just for shits & giggles... what position do you think I sleep in, anyway...? Correct answers get a make-believe little gold star... and NO cheating!! lol)

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...oh and one more thing on the Lost Destinations rss feed- we have just syndicated it for Livejournal (user: the_lost_feed)... so now you guys can add it to your LJ Friends page if you wanna. Basically, that means you will see all the LD news/updates/etc on right your Friends page. A'yup.

Just go here and add it, easy as pie. Mmmmm, piiiiie.

...and a big smack-a-roo... *SMACK*... to </a></b></a>bound_gagged for suggesting the teriffic idea. Thanks, dear!

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Guess hhhwhat, guys...... Lost Destinations now has it's own RSS Feed! *woot!*

Yep.... now you can keep track of the very latest additions to LD via our feed- just add it to your Yahoo 360 page (see my 360 page under 'Feeds', for example), your My Yahoo page, your custom Google homepage, as a Firefox Live Bookmark, or anything else you can add an RSS Feed to:

URL of the Feed:
http://www.lostdestinations.com/rss

Enjoy! And thanks, once again, to Lobo, techno-geniuusssss-extraordinaire... *hugs*

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Stole this from my new friend </a></b></a>fudomyo... *waves*

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.1
Mind:	3.7
Body:	4.8
Spirit:	6.8
Friends/Family:	5.1
Love:	7.7
Finance:	2.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

( my detailed results here, for the stalkers and/or the bored )

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I've been waking up at oddly early times. Lobo made me hot chocolate this morning, which was hella cool. I am a sucka' for tha chocolatey hotness. Especially since I've been cold lately. Brr.

Is anybody else liking the new Yahoo 360 page thingy? I've been gleefully playing with all it's new 'toys'... here's my page. Do any of you guyses have 360 pages? (I know some of ya do cause you're already on my 360 friends list... *wink*)

I have so much work to do. 3(!) more new book projects in the works, and I am itching to get out/explore. This part of my life is so fuckin' good right now *bows in gratitude*

Ha, I just joined this awesome LJ community- jumpingpictures ... it's so entertaining. I never knew I liked jumping pictures so much.

My neck/head/shoulders are killin' me. I need a damned massage. I suspect this is how Mark's back feels all the time, oi. Poor Mark :(

Oh, and, this is good to know... (but... 'Go Team'???)...

<td align="left">You have a 60% chance of surviving a T-Rex Attack



You have an above average chance of surviving a T-Rex attack. You are able to recognize what the real dangers are as opposed to the imaginary ones. Go team!

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

That is all (heh)

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Saw </a></b></a>njtech post this a few days ago, and I couldn't resist trying it out. Heh.

go to google and type "your name needs" (obviously replacing your name with ummm, well, YOUR name. And use the quotations)

I tried 'Shady' first, but I got a bunch of Eminem Slim Shady nonsense in return, so here is what I got when I tried it with Heather... (lol!):

Heather Needs Men ...Now!

Heather needs a rest

Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere

Heather needs to stick to her career as an country artist

Heather needs to find the right balance between emotions and logic

Heather needs to be kept moist

Heather needs your help in determining how much money she will need for gas

heather needs to swing on some swings

Heather needs a family who will commit to her one hundred percent

Heather needs to access information ubiquitously

Heather Needs Two Therapists

Heather needs sun and open air circulation

Heather needs to strike a healthy balance between art and commerce

Heather needs a childhood

Heather needs to name the killer before she becomes one on the list destined to earn the purple feather and death

...the funny thing is, half of these are TRUE. And I'm not sayin' which ones, aha haha haaa (and that last one... WTF???!)

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Would those of you guys who are not annoyed/offended/unamused by the posting of 'meme'-type stuff in your LJs.... do me a humongous favor.... and post results of the Villains thingy we made, in your journals (the one referred to in my previous post)...??

Oh pleasey-please-please...?

Here is the link: Scooby Doo Villain Name Generator Thingy

See, I am trying to get this thing spread all around like a.... a... well... shit, I can't think of anything non-perverse to say there! LOL... Anyway, I'm trying to get the thing spread around as much as possible (call it a mad scientific internetxperiment) So those of you that wanna help me out, I'd REALLLLLLY appreciate it... *does Banana Dance*

And don't ask why I am still awake after 7 a.m. Cause I have no freakin' idea. Oi.

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Awhile back, Lobo and I created this groovy little Scoobadelic meme-toy-thing... and recently we (well, mostly, HE... heh) just updated it and and it's even sillier and now you can copy/paste your monster-iffic results in your LJ for allllll the world to see.

Check me out, I am...

What Scooby Villain Are You? You are the outta control type who likes to run amok in deserted amusement parks. Yeah, you know what we're talking about. You are Charlie The Robot.

...heck, yeah! I AM Charlie the Robot. Hee.

Ok, you guysess' turn... :P

Dance the night away by karchan85
Name
What you Look like
The Music	Rock
Quiz created with MemeGen!

...hee heeeeheeee hee heehee!

Hiya friends... haven't been able to post this week... Hell, barely had time to breathe... but, I wanted tell you about my personal website- Virtual Lair (which I just fiiiiiinally updated) because I know that a few of you have seen this site, but not many. Since I hadn't updated it in a long time, I haven't told anyone about it in forever. Heh. But, now I'd really like for you guys to check it out when you have some time...


...that's the toon I made for my bio page, up there. The site is a 'personal homepage'- but with a twist... it's HAUNTED. Yep, haunted! So, as you browse around through the different 'rooms' (my boudoir, my parlor, my attic, etc...) in my site, not only will you find my personal photo albums, bio, and other stuff... you will also find secret passages and all kinds of scary ghosts and ghouls (just try clicking on random things, paintings and lanterns, etc, to see what I mean) So it's a kinda fun site to poke around in... *grin*

I actually wrote an entire background story about the 'house' and it's history, it's horrors, it's inhabitants, and it's ghosts. Part of the fun of wandering around in the site is discovering this stuff and piecing the story together, but if you're the impatient type, heh, you can find the links to all the parts of the story (and a 'blueprint' of the house) right here.

I just updated all of my photo albums (and added a few news ones... any of my friends who wanna have their pic included in the 'My Posse' album, send me your pic!)... pics of me as a baby/kid/teenager... pics of family & friends... pics from my webcam... silly pics, sweet pics, goofy pics, wild pics... wait this is starting to sound like a Dr. Suess poem! Oh and speaking of poems, I added a few (very few) of my own poems to the site, too... so check them out, if that's your thing. And no they're not Suess-like, sorry.

Anyway just check out the 'recent news' link on the home page if you are interested in seeing what else is new in the Lair (and I've added a link to the Lair up at the top of my LJ, so you can find it whenever)...

( ...one more thing )

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