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Ode To The SuFi

For me, nothing can quite match the undying beauty... the timeless perfection... the sheer wordless gesture that is the SuFi. Don't know what the SuFi is? Then perhaps you are not a Dane Cook fan. Unlike moi... who is a super obsessed, own every CD, watched every comedy special, laugh til I cry diehard Dane Cook fan(atic), heh.

The SuFi is the nickname of a little gesture known as the SuperFinger.

The SuFi is for those moments when the regular Finger just won't do the trick. When flippin' the bird is just not enough. It's a hardcore TWO-fingered slam that leaves no room for misinterpretation.

And there are oh-so-many things in life deserving of the SuFi. It has completely replaced the usual one-fingered salute as my greeting to idiots and morons in traffic everywhere. It delivers twice the satisfying UHHNNHHH of the single digit. It just feels soooo. Damn. GOOD.

So now I would like to send a SuFi out to some of the those aforementioned things...
A SuFi to bad weather, which I am soooo sick of dealing with/hearing about. A SuFi to the hundreds of chain-messages that clog up my inbox and cost me precious minutes... minutes, MINUTES I SAY!!... of every day deleting them. A big fat SuFi to people who tell lies as a normal routine of their everyday existence- you people suuuuck, hardcore.

SuFi's all around to mosquitos. I hate mosquitos. SuFi to myspace because it messed up my hard drive with it's nasty little malware virus. SuFi to people who use my computer without permission and go onto myspace, infecting it with a virus. SuFi to seafood... it grosses me out and I'm not havin' it. SuFi to being broke. SuFi to arguments & drama.... what is more time-wasting and unproductive?? Oh wait I know- chain-messages. Ha.

SuFi to faux pockets in clothing... wtf is up with that?

SuFi to people that bail out on friendships when things get complicated. SuFi to people that get all judge-y. Extra-hard SuFi to friends who bail on friendships after being all judge-y. SuFi to that extremely annoying steel-drum song in the Girls Gone Wild commercials. SuFi to perfumey-scented cat litter, trash bags, or anything else that holds similar nasty smelling cargo... it's downright unnatural dammit. SuFi to the best tv shows always getting cancelled while the worst ones linger on for years & years & years. On the tv show note SuFi to Lost for not hurrying the HELL up and being back on already, aghghghhh (don't they know I am dyin' over here??)

SuFi to neon camouflage... where exactly are you gonna blend in in that?? SuFi to never being able to find the correct type of screwdriver you need, when you need it. SuFi to high gas prices. SuFi to con artists and fakers and people who are mean. And last but not least, SuFi to you-know-who (and that could mean anything, I am aware... use your own discretion when filling in that blank)

And Dane Cook... you are a friggin' genius. Viva La SuFi!!!!

...and now, a totally random icon:

Ooh looky it's the totally random, ever-changing icon o' fun!!


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Aug. 31st, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
Ahhhhhhhh - I'm a gimp!!! I cant bend my pinky finger on either hand - I cant SuFi!!!!!*hangs head in shame* LOL
Aug. 31st, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
Ok, this needs clarification. I CAN bend my pinky fingers, but not w/o the ring fingers bending with. I cant hold them down (like you do in the pic cause I am a gimp) and let the ring fingers up w/o holding my pinky fingers down, else they pop right up *takes a deep breath* I just felt I needed to clarify, since my husband was sat here laughing at me..:P *bows and runs away*
Aug. 31st, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
ROTFLMAO!!! Ohhh, you!! :P
Aug. 31st, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)
I've got the same problem! It's like we're part of some kind of exclusive super/mutant sub-species.
Aug. 31st, 2006 03:58 am (UTC)
LOL - I'm not alone!:P *hi-5's*
Aug. 31st, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)
Hee hee... I can only do it with my left hand, the right SuFi turns out all gimpy. And I am right-handed, go figure??

Ahhh but look at Dane... he can throw the double SuFi with effortless style and grace... the bastardo. LOL!
Aug. 31st, 2006 01:59 am (UTC)
*bows to the leetness*
Aug. 31st, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
Hehe. Love your icon btw.
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:23 am (UTC)
THANKS!! I still had to crop it because I could not fit all of the damned hair into 100 x 100 pixels, LOL :P
Sep. 1st, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
haha, awesome =)
Aug. 31st, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
Must...do a...SuFi...
I just found out that I can"t do one on either hand...truly I am not one of the chosen. Or something.

Welcome back Shady! Now dance for us! Dance I say!
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
Re: Must...do a...SuFi...
*dances the Banana Dance of Joy*

Ah don't worry.... just keep working out those SuFi muscles and you'll get it eventually. Now, don't ask me for hand/finger excercise suggestions... I am NOT goin' there... :P
Aug. 31st, 2006 06:39 am (UTC)
Just so you know, HBO this Monday is the premier of Dane Cook's Vicious Circle. If you don't have HBO, find a friend who does and bring the alcohol. :) I know I'm looking forward to it.
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:26 am (UTC)
*screams* ...NOOOOOoooooooooooo....! There is NO HBO here at my Gramma's house... *sob* And I have no friends :P

Ah well... this is what bit torrents are for, yes?? Heh.
Aug. 31st, 2006 12:48 pm (UTC)
*drooools over Dane Cookness* lol
I do the SuFi allll the time and no one around here knows what it is. They look at me like I'm weird or something! teeheehee
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
*drools w/you*

Ha! Welllll... when I get my ass up to Iowa, we will have to throw the double girl-girl SuFi at 'em, then they REALLY won't know wtf hit them, hee hee hee... *wink*
Aug. 31st, 2006 05:55 pm (UTC)
isnt this sort of Mr Spock-ish? Not that thats a bad thing.....
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
...ironically, I CANNOT do the Spock thing... heh.....
Sep. 1st, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
lol well, I am right handed and cannot do it with my right hand either.....weird?
Glad to see you slowly but surely working your way back lady.
Aug. 31st, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
send me an email direcvtly to sevgarden27@yahoo.com becuae for some reason i still cant delete it its now on mutual friends ill give u my password and user name here ok that way u can do it for me if u can thanks
Sep. 1st, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
Hey Love... he's off your friends list, he is still listing you as a friend though which unfortunately, you cannot do anything about unless he removes you... *sigh*

Don't worry about it, it's beyond your control. I am not gonna remove you from my list for that- it's totally out of your hands. Thnaks for being there for me throughout all of this. I have not been on YM in a long time because I get harassed by a few moronic people anytime I go on there now.... but, you have my email addy, right? shady@lostdestinations.com, email me anytime dear...
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